I'm not turning 55 until they come up with something to replace the colonoscopy.

2003-02-13 - 9:28 p.m.

I hope you weren't actually expecting a real entry today because today I'm just going to play a little game. You can play too! Just answer the questions on a piece of paper or notepad or something and then scroll down to see what your answers mean. How could this not be fun?

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial.

4. Your month of birth.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number.

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

When you're done, scroll down.

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Interpretation of answers: (With my lovely answers thrown in because this is my journal, after all)

1. You are completely in love with this person.

Somnambulist. That would explain why reading his tortured journal entries can piss me off so much.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - you are conservative and aggressive.

Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

Green

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

A-K. I do have a lot of love from my family, but I don't have a lot of friendships, not that I think I'm lacking, and I could do with a little more in the non-family love department.

4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

January. Totally unexpected? Like...the Mole? Woah, that would definitely be unexpected...

5. If you chose....

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend that completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize this.

White. I wonder who that would be.

6. This person is your best friend.

Slick. Slick? You're kidding, right?

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

23

8. If you chose:

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

Cali, of course

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Lake

There, now, wasn't that fun?